Almighty Sky+, I thank you for all the gifts you have given me. The power to freeze live TV to go take a leak is nothing short of god-like and down right awesome. Let's not forget fast-forwarding through commercials for it is legendary. It seems greedy to ask anything more from you, o magic box, but if you malfunction and miss the season finale of Heroes, I will destroy you in the alley with a cricket bat.
Amen.
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